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(note:you need to be over 18 to view this, but if you're not who cares? don't ask for the joke letter if you're not over 18, it will contain sexually negative material) I have so many jokes you won't believe it. If you want some jokes E-MAIL me, i'll send you some. If you like those, subscribe to my joke letter, no charge ,thats right absolutely free! All I need is your e-mail address,and you've got my joke letter. (Sample) A man was invited to dinner at a friends house. Every time the host needed something, the man proceeded to request his wife by calling her My Love, My Darling, Sweetheart, etc. etc. The host looked at him and said thats really nice how after all these years you keep calling her all these little pet names. The man replied, Well honostely, I've forgotten the old hags name. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the husband said, we have been married for 50 years today. The wife replied, just think 50 years ago we were sitting at this table naked as jay birds. The husband said shall we? The wife replied why not? So the both stripped nude and sat down. The wife said, my nipples are as hard for you now as they were 50 years ago. He replied I wouldn't be suprised, one is in your coffee, and the other is in your oatmeal. A woman is having an affair with her husbands best friend when her conscience started bothering her so she said they should talk about what they were doing. So they got dressed and went into the living room. The phone rang while they were talking and when the woman hung up she said lets go get back in bed. When they got back in there the man said, who was that on the phone? She said that was my husband, he said he was fishing... WITH you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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